Thank your lucky stars that you didn’t buy tickets to the infamous Fyre Festival, but that doesn’t mean you need to miss out on “the greatest party that never happened” because it’s happening at Row 34 instead. Neither Billy McFarland nor Ja Rule will be in attendance, but the fun-poking folks at the Fort Point seafood spot promise playlists filled with music from the “booked” artists (Blink-182, Migos, Major Lazer, etc.) along with themed snacks and plenty of shenanigans. Dress in your fest best (think boho chic) because there’s a prize for the top costume — and yes, now’s the time to whip out your flower crowns and fringe wear. Bring $5 for a cover fee, which will be donated to CORE (Children of Restaurant Employees), an organization that helps food & beverage industry peeps navigate life-changing situations like illness, injury and family death. See who else is going on Facebook.