Don’t be a scalawag, sail down to the Ashmont Grill in Dorchester on Monday, September 11th, where they’ll be closing out the summer season right with a pirate-themed pig roast. Join them on the patio from 6:00 to 8:00pm in your finest seafaring-attire for Captain Morgan tiki cocktails, roast pork, summery sides, and dessert. $65 covers your food, drinks, dessert, and tax (not gratuity); RSVP via email to let them know you’re coming.